I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously." - Cher

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.” - Mitch Hedberg

Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?” - Harry Caray

Fact without theory is trivia. Theory without fact is bullshit."

There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.” - Michael Douglas

Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense” - Jason Zebehazy

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election” - George Carlin

People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.” - Jim Morrison